Funny Jokes

NEWTON’S LAWs:

A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops” See More

Joke

I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?". 
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". 
The voice said "So  See More

Funny jokes

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, See More