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রবিবার, ৩১ মে, ২০১৫

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NEWTON’S LAWs:

A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,F=MA”
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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction.


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মঙ্গলবার, ২৬ মে, ২০১৫

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Funny jokes
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.



Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..



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সোমবার, ১৮ মে, ২০১৫

You Are My Valentine

You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.



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রবিবার, ১৭ মে, ২০১৫

Romantic Message



You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

I just wanted you to know how very much I care, and that you are always in my thoughts even when I can’t be there. As you can see, you mean so much to me!

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. Muacks.

All day long, I hear people talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd! I miss you.


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Romantic Sms Collection



You give me joy, you give me hope. You give me energy, which helps me cope. I love you darling, more than you love the Pope!

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.

I have sent you this sms to tell you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will   help convey my 1 lifetime of love.

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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Contributed by Vibhul Bansal

Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you darling. If he did, I won’t be able to afford to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.

Darling, if you are the second best girl for me, then who is the best? The answer is nobody, because you will always be the best girl for me.

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

When you need someone to be there for you, I’d be just sitting right beside you.


শুক্রবার, ১ মে, ২০১৫

Romantic Sms


Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.
My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
If 10 people care for u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares for u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares for u that means
i’ m not in this world.

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