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রবিবার, ৬ ডিসেম্বর, ২০১৫
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বুধবার, ৩ জুন, ২০১৫
Talent & kismat
6 boys love 1 girl = PROBLEM….
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1 boy loves 6 girls = TALENT……..
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6 girls loves 1 boy = KISMAT.
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or apni to futi h kisamt
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1 boy loves 6 girls = TALENT……..
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6 girls loves 1 boy = KISMAT.
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or apni to futi h kisamt
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মঙ্গলবার, ২ জুন, ২০১৫
A trainee called a CEO
A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said:
Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company…
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No…
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)
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Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast..
CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Trainee: No!!!
CEO: I’m The CEO Of This Company…
Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking???
Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No…
Trainee: Thank God!!!
(Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well.. All Is Well.. All Is Well.)

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সোমবার, ১ জুন, ২০১৫
Short jokes
How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!

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রবিবার, ৩১ মে, ২০১৫
Funny jokes
NEWTON’S LAWs:
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,F=MA”
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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction.
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মঙ্গলবার, ২৬ মে, ২০১৫
Funny jokes
Funny jokes
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
In an African Safari,A LION
suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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সোমবার, ১৮ মে, ২০১৫
You Are My Valentine
You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
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রবিবার, ১৭ মে, ২০১৫
Romantic Message
You know I wish I can be with you
everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of
you.
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I just wanted you to know how very
much I care, and that you are always in my thoughts even when I can’t be
there. As you can see, you mean so much to me!
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The only regret I have is not
knowing you since the day I was born - so that I will be able to spend my
ENTIRE life with you.
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Set a place for me in your heart
and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always
remembers. I love you. Muacks.
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All day long, I hear people
talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the
crowd! I miss you.
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Romantic Sms Collection
You give me joy, you give me hope.
You give me energy, which helps me cope. I love you darling, more than you
love the Pope!
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I was asked about Newton's law and
I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I
wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the
only answer I can think of, is you.
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I would never be tired of you even
if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every
day. I love you.
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I would cross a thousand oceans
just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with
you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
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I have sent you this sms to tell
you that I am thinking about you. I hope that this 1 minute of messaging will
help convey my 1 lifetime of love.
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Romantic sms
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete.
Contributed
by Vibhul Bansal
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Last night I matched each star
with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
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God is wise when he did not put a
price tag on you darling. If he did, I won’t be able to afford to have a
boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.
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Darling, if you are the second
best girl for me, then who is the best? The answer is nobody, because you
will always be the best girl for me.
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My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
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When you need someone to be there
for you, I’d be just sitting right beside you.
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শুক্রবার, ১ মে, ২০১৫
Romantic Sms
Give laugh to all but smile to
one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.
My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
If 10 people care for u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares for u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares for u that means
i’ m not in this world.
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares for u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares for u that means
i’ m not in this world.
বৃহস্পতিবার, ৩০ এপ্রিল, ২০১৫
Joke
I was in
the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said
"Hi, how are you?".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!
He said "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".
Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an i.d.i.o.t in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!
He said "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".
Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an i.d.i.o.t in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".
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Funny jokes
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of
Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
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Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
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Romantic Sms Collection
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:) |
As days go by, my
feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true, Day & Night my thought r of U.. |
if i reached for your
hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?? |
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around, I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem 2 touch d ground..!! |
Romantic Poems
The Sands Of Time
Admiring the beauty of the ocean waves
Drifting towards the land
I wondered about the journey they travelled
To eventually reach the sand
I've always dreamed about taking a journey
To a place along the sea
Where every moment is timeless
In a world of magic and mystery
You and I were hand in hand
Watching the seabirds in flight
Appearing like a silhouette
Against a backdrop of the moonlight
We found ourselves on a magical journey
To a place we wanted to be
When we ventured into the darkness
Towards the sounds of the romantic sea
We walked along the shoreline
Pausing to write in the sand
As we engaged on this timeless journey
To a special wonderland
Some kind of magic took over my heart
When you looked into my eyes
As we held each other very close
Waiting for the sun to rise
I said how much I loved you
And you said the same to me
As we drew a heart in the sand
And creating another memory
We wrote our initials inside the heart
Knowing the tide would soon be in
To carry our love into the sea
And let this romantic journey begin
We will always share a moonlight
With the sounds of the romantic sea
When we hold each other in the darkness
For now and eternity
The wave that carries our special love
Will always drift on forever
As we journey to that magical world
Through the sands of time together
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